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Monday, September 1, 2008

Camera Trouble!!! What?

If you haven't done so already, read Charity's Camera Trouble post.

First: I don't recall Hanny Manny ever fixing electronics. Besides, his tools do all the work anyway. He is such a poser. Although, he does have one thing going for him I will admit. His tools don't try to take his fingers off like mine do.

Next: Don't tiny little machines operated by tiny little people with tiny little fingers put those things together? And you wonder why everything is made in China.

Last: If I only had the right tools. I have had slivers bigger that the screws they use to put that thing together. Any "Hanny Manny" of a man will tell you it's all about the right tools.


Let this be a lesson to all of you out there. If you don't like what you got. Break it. Disassemble it beyond repair. Then at the right time & with the right tone, tell your spouse you tried your hardest to fix it, but you just can't seem to gt it back together.

Now, listen up, here's the key. They will pity you so bad for your failed attempt that they will actually be the ones to suggest you get a new one.

Oh yeah, MY NEW CAMERA IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!!

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